You older gays remember the days of A/S/L?
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I was leaving work to head to The Monster Bar to meet a few friends to kiki for Magnetic Monday. I was too lazy to take the train so I popped in Uber Pool.
I was the only person booked on the ride so far; I usually cancel when there are already two people. Michael the driver was handsome I guess, around 40 and had a Dominican flag hanging on the rearview mirror with Hot 97 pumping.
It was hot as balls that day so I had my short shorts, low top sneakers and tank on; thankfully he had the A.C on full blast.
We started making our way down Adam Clayton Powell when I noticed my phone was at 21% and knew I wouldn’t make it the entire night, especially because I usually snap the drag show.
“Can you plug in my iPhone?”
I guessed he couldn’t hear me because he was on a Bluetooth call.
I finally get his attention and ask him if he has an iPhone 8 cord, he said one was already in the back but I couldn’t find it.
He starts to rummage around the floor in the back seat area using his right hand while keeping his eyes on the road. Since I had the backseat to myself I was able to spread out and help him look. While we are both looking for the cord his hand starts hitting my ankle, then knee and accidentally hitting my upper thigh.
I immediately put on my trade voice and was like “Ay Yo!”
Micheal tells the person on his call that he would call them back as he turns around during a red light. Turns on the overhead light and says “Sorry Papi”, and hands me a cord to plug in under the air duct.
As I am plugging it in he looks down and says “Its too hot for briefs today huh Papi?”
I looked down and my meat was half way out the right leg of the shorts.
I was Gagged AF!
I shut my knees and as I was about to say My Bad he says “ Its all good bro, they need to breathe too”. I was deadddddddddd.
Im texting my bestie the whole moment as we hit another red light in midtown. Ole boy starts to rub up my leg with his right hand again, this time more flirty and sensual. He took things one step further by rubbing the head as I sat there COMPELETY SHOOK. Luckily there was still no co-rider and I didn’t know how far this was going to go but I was kinda into it. In between texting I tried to record a quick vid of what was happening just in case things got too crazy.
We didn’t say much to each other as this was happening, I kept looking to see if he had whipped out too or touched himself but nothing. Every red light he would just rub and tug more aggressively while checking the Waves app to navigate. We pulled up to The Monster and I was kinda expecting him to ask for my number or at least my @ but he just said “Enjoy the rest of your night.” I said the same.
