You older gays remember the days of A/S/L?
Well new kidz…… this was the way the dates would say “Hello” to find out your AGE, SEX & LOCATION before hooking up.
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So I was at a bar downtown with my boy, we’ve had known each other for maybe 2 years. It was like 3am and the bar was full of old guys looking to steal our youth and the DJ was equally corny. All during this lame ass time I was browsing Grindr & Jackd, I had a few guys in the area hit me up looking to chill. I didn’t wanna dip out on my homie so I told him to look at some of the guys I narrowed down. We both liked this one guy and then discussed us going over to hang out. My boy is verse but we he was in the mood to Top, the date said he was a power bottom so it was cool.
My friend is like 5’11 with twink frame & caramel complextion, not my type exactlyy but def cute. We never played, the most we had done was exchanged dick pics maybe a sex video.
After we get the address from the Grindr date we begin to walk over and chat about the game plan, my boy wanted something to get into the mood so we asked the date if he had any. As we get to the block I can see my boy getting hard thru his skinny jeans so I knew it was about to get poppin.
I text the date and tell him we downstairs, we wait……. and wait…. then he says “Your boy doesn’t look like a top”…… internally I laugh…… but wrote back “Nah, he is”. The date responds, “he doesn’t look like he has dick”. I try to convince him , meanwhile my boy is like WTF is going on, is he coming down or nah? The date final response was “ You can come up, be he can’t, figure it out or ima block you”.
So im like SHITT! I wanted to go play but there was no way to finesse the situation, by boy is already hard and lit. I tell my boy its not gonna happen and then he goes crazy!!! He started banging on the apartment door and yelling outside and all kinds of wild shit! I try to drag him away and we walk back to the club. No nutt that night but it was crazy af!
