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One night a group of friends & I decided to go to The Eagle in Chelsea, I had never been there before but I heard rumors of the shit that be going on. The four of us entered the bar and we immediately looked at each other and gagged! The main floor was dimly lit, had dusty concrete floors, chain fences & had 70s music & porn playing around the rooms. I was apprehensive about going in but we already paid for coach check so we walked over to the bar to ease ourselves into the situation.
My friend ordered us a round of drinks, which were strong af & hella cheap from a bartender in a spiked leather harness. As I looked around guys were mostly huddled in small groups in dark corners tugging on each other and making out. After my 3rd drink I make my way to the bathroom and take my cocktail with me; cause I’m a smart bitch. There was a line out the door and a bunch of guys peeping in & out. This one guy kept walking back and forth staring in my general direction, but unsure if he was looking at me. Outside of my group of friends he was the only black guy in the spot, not a big deal but its def something I take notice of.
Anyways I finally make it in the bathroom but there were still a few guys in front of me, I really needed to piss so I was slightly annoyed it was taking this long. As I get closer and look over in the corner next to the urinal I catch what the hold up is, this guy was on his knees blowing a circle of people including one of my friends!
I was like Ay Yooooo!
This bathroom had a gate to see thru from both sides so my boy had a full fucking audience! The guy blowing was ok looking but he was just looked a little to eager, high and teethy. It was hot to watch but I did not want my dick in that!
There was finally an open urinal; the munch fest next to me had calmed down and my hoe ass friend said he was heading back to the bar. I was finally able to release but just as I pulled my zipper up the guy that was staring at me earlier steps in and uses the urinal right next to me.
I was a little confused on what the proper urinal cruise etiquette was, Should I look? Should I grab or wait for him to grab?
I just looked up and looked him in his face; he was 6’1 with a wide build and resembled Hakeem from Empire in face & skin tone. He said, “Sup”, and I said the same. He grabbed my left hand and put it on the base of his stomach and pulled it down to the base of his thick dick, then dragged my right hand and put it in the band of his Fruit Of The Loom underwear (The trade always wear FOTL & Hanes).
We started to make out slowly as our hands began tugging at each other rapidly. By now a crowd had begin to assemble on both sides of the bathroom to watch. All of a sudden I had multiple hands all over me and so did he. This shit was wild but hot as fuck too! The Hakeem lookalike got a little jealous or whatever and knocked away one of the guys that was jerking me and dropped to his knees and munched as the whole bathroom watched. They were like coaching him and telling him how to do it while chanting for me to buss.
I look over in the bathroom door and my friends are kiking watching this go down. “You better go awf bitch!”
That lowkey killed my vibe but it was funny as hell. By now the security had come to see what was going on so the crowd started to break off. Ole boy got up, zipped up, looked at me then dipped. I go back to the bar with my crew and had a final drink before last call.
